Can O'Whoop Ass.... my all-time favorite item!

Fyking Baer (Plane of Valor).... be careful how you pronounce his name!

Lord Doljonijiarnimorinar (Velketor's Labyrinth) -- meet my new friend... err... uh.. just call him Lord, heh (longest name in EQ?).

(Doljonijiarnimorinar)

And he (see left) drops this!

Hey, do you like my new, err, weapon? And can you pronounce it for me? 

Hey! I got a new... umm.. just call it a KXXX!

(Kel Xundrau xi Xauninae)

Be careful where you step in Freeport....

(It is steaming too, LOL)

(Sainy's Claw)

It must be Christmas!

All I can say is that this item's name just cracks me up!

(Farmer's Hoe)

(Whore's Bane)

........'nuff said!

(Jekel Enheid... Jekyll and Hyde... get it?)

(East Freeport)

I wouldn't buy potions from this guy, if I were you!

(Steamfont Mountains)

Well, what do you know? A spider named Charlotte!

Guard Durass -- too funny (Guard-Your-Ass, get it?)

(Highkeep)

(Thurgadin)

(Mort and Gage)

Well, they certainly have banker names (at least together they do)!

The famous and secret cat room in Befallen! I actually got pushed through the wall into this area once and freaked out (I was a noob at the time), and stepped back through the wall before I really looked about!

Rumour has it that this room wasn't actually "snuck" into the game. It was actually put in on purpose and supposedly, there are such "secret" rooms in quite a few zones. Legend has it that in the old days, GM's would banish players to such rooms to penalize them for bad game play (much like a jail cell).

(Neriak Commons)

Litz B's surname name is now B'Div -- but you can see what it used to be (don't make me explain it...)!

Stuff you see on the loading bar..........

^{Told You It Wasn't Made of Cheeze...}

^{Hitting Your Keyboard Won't Make This Faster....}

^{Ensuring Everything Works Perfektly.}

^{Loading, Don't Wait If You Don't Want To....}

^{Adding Randomly Mispeled Words Into Text....}

^{Spawning Your_Characters01..}

^{Checking Anti-Camp Radius...}

^{Creating Randomly Generated Feature.}

^{Look Out Behind You.}

^{Doing Something You Don't Wanna Know About..}

^{Does Anyone Actually Read This?.}

^{Preparing to Spin You Around Rapidly....}

^{Have You Tried Batwing Crunchies Cereal?....}

^{You Have Gotten Better At Loading! (5)..}

^{Now Spawning Fippy_Darkpaw_432,326,312..}

^{Aradune Is Still Stinky.}

^{Always Frisky Kerrans <AFK>.}

^{Looking For Graphics <LFG>..}

^{Teaching Snakes to Kick.}

^{Refreshing Death Touch Ammunition...}

^{Adding Vanilla Flavor to Ice Giants.}

^{Dusting Off Spellbooks..}

^{Sharpening Claws....}

^{Sharpening Swords...}

^{Stringing Bows..}

^{Warning: Half Elves Are Now .49999 Elves....}

^{Starching High Elf Robes....}

^{Sanding Wood Elves... now 32% smoother..}

^{Have You Hugged An Iksar Today?.}

^{Hiding Catnip From Vah Shir.}

^{Polishing Erudite Foreheads.}

^{Filling Halflings With Pie..}

^{Whacking Trolls With Ugly Stick.}

^{Looking Up Barbarian Kilts..}

^{Ensuring Gnomes Are Still Short.}

^{Stupidificationing Ogres....}

^{Attaching Beards to Dwarves.}

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I just like this item because it is fun to link, when admonishing people in jest.

Example.... "Stop that! This your OFFICIAL WARNING!"

(Santug Claugg)

Wait -- those aren't reindeer!

(The Grinnuch)

He's not gonna steal my Christmas! And why is he mumbling "Rosebud?"